The most disturbing questions I get come from myself. 

Examples:

Dear Squirrely Girl,

Why did they take the blinker dimmer thingy out of the floorboard and put it on the steering wheel giving us one more reason to take one hand off the wheel?

Why did Tom Hanks want to leave an island where all he had to do was wake up, catch crab, eat crab legs and go back to sleep?

Why didn’t he take his new girlfriend back to the beautiful deserted island where everything was free and she could have then caught the crab, cooked it and served it while him and  'Ol Wilson just laid around and talking sports all day?

Was Wilson a soccer ball or a volley ball? ( I was too busy looking at the crab legs to really notice)

Can we all get stranded on an island and lose 80% of our body fat in 2 hours? 

Is Fed Ex headquarter's really in Memphis, TN? (I got a lot of questions about Castaway) 

Why would Nehi stop making those wonderful punch and chocolate milk tasting drinks and continue making the icky grape, peach and strawberry cough syrup tasting drinks?

Why does the alarm clock going off make me sleepy?

Why do women answer “nothing” when they mean “everything” when I man asked them what’s wrong?

Why can’t the new generation come up with one original idea instead of remaking Dallas and reminding all of us who grew up with it how old we are?

What does the “M” in MTV and CMT stand for now, because it certainly isn’t “music’?

Why do news shows spend 2 minutes to report a news story and 2 hours telling us what they think it means?

AND..Why hasn’t anyone invented a Super Size M & M or Hershey’s kiss?

Signed
Squirrely Girl (Yes you are talking to yourself again)

These are the things that keep me up at night. Someone please give me some answers..please!!!